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Two drunks were enjoying their happy times, when one decided to show off and went bottoms up on a bottle of booze. He finished the bottle in one chug, but when he was supposed to savor his bragging rights, he fell backward and smashed his head on the pavement.

I was told that he died, but was unable to verify that information. He surely did slam his skull hard enough to at least break it. Skulls are not made of glass, so it did not shatter like the empty bottle that fell out of his hand, but it wouldn’t surprise me if he cracked it pretty badly.