Dat Phat Bumper Ass Still Warm

Submitted on 01/06/2025 by: glittercannon
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@glittercannon cares so much about the ultimate environmental toll taken by the endless, repetitive, foreseeable comments regarding our horizontal girl here, that a happy title was created to encapsulate them.

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