We've never seen or met Caleb, but we don't need to. Today's logic lesson is deduction:

Caleb is a bitch and a human being who doesn't mind his own business. He steps in people's faces and would get his shit rocked if he confronted a man. Caleb is employed by the nearby school as a faggot-ass pedophile who probably takes it in the poo-poo. He is a white n-word. In his spare time, Caleb enjoys dressing like a bum and being saggy with a little dick. He also digs sammiches.

Class dismissed.