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A police officer sees a guy dragging two large garbage bags down the sidewalk...

He takes a closer look and sees that one of the bags has a small tear in it and $20 bills are escaping from the hole every few yards. The officer approaches the man and asks what's in the bags. "This one's filled with $20 bills", he replies. "Where did you get all that money?", the policeman enquires. "Well", he says. "I own a house next to the 9th hole at the golf course. There's a small hole in the fence, and the golfers are always poking their penises through it to relieve themselves. It kills the plants and makes the garden stink! So, I bought a pair of garden shears and when they stuck their penis through the hole, I squeezed gently with the shears and told them that if they didn't pay me $20 I'd chop it off". The policeman is both horrified and impressed with the man's creativity. "So what's in the other bag?" The man replies "Not all of them wanted to pay"....