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Poxinanã Village, Major Izidoro, Copes-Caatinga, 11.1.23.

Osmar da Silva Santos and José Gabriel Bezerra, both 18, were being pulled over on their motorcycle for lack of helmets and a license plate.

They fled, opened fire on authorities, and were subsequently ventilated. Nice.

The two were popularly known as "Bordado" and "Ninho," local drug traffickers.

"You reap what you sow," said Sister Teresa Fuckyou, custodian at the local Sisters of Our Perpetual Hoochiemama nunnery. "World's a better place without them."