Oklahoma City, Oklahoma — On July 2nd, 2024, just after 9:00 a.m., officers from the Oklahoma City Police Department were summoned to 2243 W. Eubanks St. regarding a man (a man? a british? a nordic? a south european? aussie? just a ''man''...) pointing a gun at another person inside the home (he wuz just playin cuz, it wuz just a prank). Officers encountered the (usual) suspect, 22-year-old Kavon Ragan (AKA Kavon RaKANG of egypt the III), from across the street as he was on his front porch. Officers tried to speak (lol! they tried to do what?) with Ragan and de-escalate the situation. Ragan refused to follow the officers’ commands, (are you kidding me? no way a sub saharan did that) continuing to go in and out of the home.

A short time later, Ragan began firing shots (typical sub saharan behavior) at the officers, ultimately wounding Sgt. Joshua Scott. Sgt. Scott was transported to an area hospital by another officer at the scene (lets hope he'll get better soon). Sergeant Scott underwent surgery and was later released (thank gods). Officers learned Ragan had five other people in the home with him (typical mass shooter behavior, 12/65), three of whom were children(of course not their dad, his children are already in other house in a similar situation being hostages from another sub saharan) . Ragan continued to randomly fire at police personnel (and of course from his shooting aim probably many private properties are damaged and not the officers) and refused all opportunities to surrender peacefully(well done). At approximately 11:47 AM (took so much, officers have to take their lunch), Ragan was shot and killed (oh noooo! and as he was ready to make his new rap album ''me kill,me steal, oonga booga'') by an OKCPD hero officer . An entry team entered the home and found the other occupants unharmed (dont be much sure about it)