On May 13, 2026, Nanhe Miyan invented extreme cornfield windsurfing in Bareilly.

Trying to anchor a flying tin roof during a 120 km/h storm, he caught a massive updraft. He went full Mary Poppins, cruising 50 feet high before a spectacular splashdown into a muddy maize patch.

He survived, but his bones didn't. Hospitalized with multiple fractures, he has strictly banned fans from his room.