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Cachoeiro De Itapemirim, Espírito Santo.

Our boy allegedly robbed a local resident, then took cover inside a grocery store. Didn't work out so well. Don't hide behind the Pop-tarts.

He succumbed to his injuries, dying as soon as he was taken to the hospital.

"So sad," said Sister Teresa Fuckyou, abbott at the local Sisters of Our Perpetual Hoochiemama nunnery. "Dude should've kept his hands in his pockets."