This isn't AI, guys, and your eyes aren't fooling you. You are witnessing world history. You'll never forget where you were when you saw this. The bravery, the triumph, the humanity! Someone get me a tissue.

Tonight's program was inspired by my top fans @unbanned and @reasonable, both of whom have always defended my uploads and comments. What sweetiepies. Please contribute to their gofundme gender confirmation surgery accounts.