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United Kingdom — Video has emerged of a shocking crime recorded early this morning shortly before 5 am (BST).In the video you can see an unknown Facebook user attempting to become the one and only 100,000th fan of the official Kaotic page. This user, who wishes to stay anonymous, failed in his audacious attempt after spending 35 minutes at daft o’clock refreshing the page from a starting number of 99,906.Despite his best efforts, the unknown user became fan number 100,002.“You can almost feel the despair through the screen as he slowly drags his cursor over to the like button knowing the game is lost,†one witness was heard to have thought.Apparently the plan was several months in the making after he missed out on becoming fan number ten thousand by a mere 16 likes. It is unclear who actually became fan 100,000 at this early stage. However, the exact time this heinous crime occurred was 4.54 am. Whoever you are, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.