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Tutóia, Lençóis Maranhenses, 10.26.23.

The victim, identified only as "Adrielle," a drug user, was shot dead near the cemetery in the rural area of the municipality, a convenience for Mario the Mortician.

When asked why everyone was laughing, Sister Teresa Fuckyou, district public information officer and custodian at the Sisters of the Perpetual Hoochiemama replied, "This is a country of devout Catholics. What part of 'Fuckyou' don't you understand?"

Under investigation.