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São João, East Zone, Teresina, 10.30.23.

A body in an advanced state of decomposition was found inside an abandoned rubber factory. Sweet.

The victim, identified as Eva, was a native of Angola and well-known homeless woman in the area.

Cause of death unknown at this time.

"This could have been prevented," said Sister Teresa Fuckyou, public information officer and custodian at the local Sisters of Our Perpetual Hoochiemama nunnery. "Bitch could have stayed in Angola."