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Mingshan Service Area, S8 Qiong-Ming Highway, Ya'an, Sichuan, 11.7.23, 5:32 p.m.

An oil tanker transporting hazardous chemicals exploded, killing two, injuring two, setting fire to two other trucks, and scaring the dog poop out of locals.

"Ahh, me velly, velly scare," said the local beagle meat seller. "Me think Japan, lun for rife, GODZILLA!"