Glitter drove past @blackblade waiting at his bus stop this weekend.

"Yo!" blade alarmed. "People done dieded in that round air thingy! I's only know how to upload shit from 2020. Please do something."

Despite blade's lack of credibility, Glitter nonetheless researched the story. The 13 smarter people of the 21 aboard successfully bailed during problematic launch. The other eight slow-learners died, found hugging each other.