In Chicago, a 54-year-old man known as Andre „House“ Basse learned that local bar security takes the term "pushing your luck" way too literally. After a forceful shove outside The Family Den Lounge, he executed a rapid backward tumble to test the structural integrity of the city sidewalk with his head. The result? A brief nap, a battered neck, and a thoroughly bitten tongue. He thankfully survived, the bouncer got an instant eviction from his job, and the lawyer is now enthusiastically suing the city's terrible pavement instead.