MAKE IT VIRAL:
a story by Charredtorso
After years of being a Mortician and being ignored, insulted and verbally abused by street cops and detectives, I went to work for the Los Angeles County Coroner. In California, the highest law enforcement official in most counties is the Coroner.
When the cops refused to provide me with information I needed for my investigation. I would call the station and ream the top cop working. They couldn't get the information to me quick enough. When cops would want to know "Where in the hell have you been?" I would get back in my car and offer to go back to where I came from. I was speeding to an officer involved fatal shooting and pulled over by the Highway Patrol. "Ok, give me a ticket Officer ________, when the officers at the scene want to know why it took so long to get their brother officer out of the street, I will drop your name.
Cops with limited exposure to gut and gore were often the target of my abuse. A shot gun suicide: "Officer, has he ever done this before?" A Heroin addict with terminal diarrhea: "Ok officer, you wipe his ass and I'll go get my cot....." Decomposed bodies often made cops, young and old puke. I would always challenge their masculinity and try to get them elbow deep in the mess.
As I have said often before. It is the simple things in life that bring joy to my heart.
your stories are the best and I love reading them, rock on Charredtorso!
That was stupid
WHAT A RUSH DOGGYSTYLE
FURY OF A HUGE HORSE COCK
SLUTTY TEEN LOVES IT ROUGH!
IF THIS WAS YOUR SISTER, I'M SORRY
LIFE OF THE PARTY
HER VERY OWN SEX TAPE
YOUR WIFE IS FUCKED UP
FACE IT - YOUR GF WILL NEVER DO THIS
MOST BRUTAL SEX GAME EVER!