MAKE IT VIRAL:
a story by Charredtorso
Another investigator and I were sent to a train vs pedestrian call for the Coroner. The area was predominantly Hispanic, like a little chunk of Mexico, without the flies and Diesel fumes. The CCHP
(California Highway Patrol) had closed off Slauson Avenue, a major street running across southern Los Angeles. Traffic was an absolute mess and our Mexican friends were making a huge Fiesta out of the event.
According to the cops and CHP, Julio was a known gang member and a drunken idiot-pain in the ass.
In the night he went to be with Jesus, Julio told his gangster buddies that were hanging out near the tracks, that he was going to make the train stop for him! With his second or third "40" in hand, he stood on the tracks and began flipping off and yelling at the approaching freight train.
According to the train Engineer, the train was traveling through the area at 17 mph. (Not 18 or 16mph.) The train was 3/8ths of a mile long. If Julio had studied inertia and mass weight ratios in
school, he would have known that it takes nearly half a mile, at that speed, for the train to stop. Julio's home boys were delighted with his antics. They loved the fact that the train's huge horn kept blaring, wile Julio stood firm, refusing to get out of the way of the train.
The home boys were amused when the massive freight train clipped Julio, driving him under the train and turning him into mulch. After talking to the cops, the railroad crew separated the train cars and
backed the train off at both ends so we could pick up what was left of the Sainted Julio. We laid a big piece of plastic out next to the tracks and began recovering chunks. A piece of torso here, an arm there, some guts, some bits of clothing. The morbid collecting took an hour, but there were tiny pieces of Julio wedged in the cracks between the asphalt and the train rails, they were too small to spend hours trying to remove.
We were just finishing up our grim task as the CHP and cops told the railroad they could put the train back together and go about their business. Just before the train started moving together, the locals burst through the crime scene tape and ran up to the tracks. To all of our shock and horror, the crowd were using whatever they could to pry little chunks of Julio out of the tracks AS SOUVENIRS! It was like a massive Easter Egg hunt. "Ohhhh, looooooo what I got!" "Hey, this got hair on eeeeeet." "Eeeees dis a finger nail?" Shouts of joy echoed among the descendants of the Aztecs, right up until the train started moving. All we could do was shake our heads.
This is the gospel according to CT,
Charred hear us.
SHE USED TO BE SO INNOCENT
1 OF THE BEST ORGASMS OF ALL TIME
WALKED IN ON MY ROOMMATE AND...
NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY
'FATHER OF THE YEAR'
THIS TEEN IS FUCKING PERFECT
COLLEGE GIRL'S LEAKED TAPE GOES VIRAL
'I THINK I BROKE MY GIRLFRIEND'
DID HE FUCK THEM TO DEATH?!
TRAILER PARKS ARE FUCKED UP