MAKE IT VIRAL:
Cow vs man
Firstly, if you're going to fuck with 2000 lb animals expect the worst. Secondly, there should be someone there with a means to immobilize the animal to preserve life. Agree with me or not, this is the way I would set this scenario up.
Cow 1 - Man nil (by mouth for the next 3 months)
He films wife at pelvic exam
TWISTED MINDS ONLY
BROTHER TAKES ADVANTAGE
THE BEST PART OF COLLEGE IS...
THE FAMILY COMPILATION
BOSSES FORCES HIMSELF ON SECRETARY
PASSED OUT DRUNK GIRL VIOLATED
"DON'T KILL MY WIFE!"
SHE WATCHED HER DRUNK FRIEND GET FUCKED
THAT TIME I FUCKED A COLLEGE CHEERLEADER