MAKE IT VIRAL:
Cow vs man
Firstly, if you're going to fuck with 2000 lb animals expect the worst. Secondly, there should be someone there with a means to immobilize the animal to preserve life. Agree with me or not, this is the way I would set this scenario up.
Cow 1 - Man nil (by mouth for the next 3 months)
You Won’t Last 5 Minutes Playing This Game
STRANGEST THREESOME YOU'LL SEE TODAY
QUICKIE WITH SUPER HOT 18 YEAR OLD
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE WANTED TO DO THAT IN PUBLIC
SAFE WORD? WHAT SAFE WORD?
Drunk guy throws naked hooker of 11 story building!
PENN STATE CHEERLEADER FUCKED AND BURIED
THINK THEY'LL FIND THE BODY?
CAR SALESMAN SEXUALLY ASSAULTS GIRL