GIVE 'EM THE BIRD

Submitted on 02/01/2018 by: Wicked
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a story by Charredtorso

When i was a new cop working out in "sleepy hollow", I wound up working graveyard, weekends and all holidays. The city had a large Arboretum in town. It was the scene of numerous movie location shoots and was surrounded by giant Eucalyptus trees. Around 2 am, my training officer was dozing fitfully, while I was writing a report, parked in the Arboretum parking lot. It was a clear, warm and quiet night, even for "sleepy hollow."

As I scribbled the narrative on a burglary report, without any hint or warning, I heard toe most god awful scream I had ever heard in my life. In an instant, something slammed onto the hood of our cop car. My partner, wakened from blissful slumber, reflexively started screaming too. I dropped the clipboard my report was on and drew my Glock 17 handgun and pointed it through the windshield.

The adrenaline dump was amazing. Everything snapped into focus in an instant. My partner was shouting incoherently and trying to grab his pistol and the shotgun at the same time. What had landed on our hood with an ungodly scream was one of the City's numerous Peacocks. The bird stared at up through the windshield for a few seconds then jumped down to the pavement and flew/hopped out of sight.

It took both of us about 5 minutes to recover and another 10 minutes before we started finding any humor in the experience. My training officer, wise beyond his years said: "Fuck this, let's get a Donut...."

This story came to mind watching the news and seeing some asshole trying to carry a Peacock on to a
commercial airline flight as a "comfort companion." He was all butt hurt when the bird wasn't allowed on a flight. Peacocks are big, loud and obnoxious animals and they shit like Dinosaurs, whenever the urge strikes.

evilirish1

02/02/2018 07:35

True that.. I was at a place that had peacocks walking around. As I was walking, out of nowhere came a peacock running at me with a loud screaming sound...talk about loud..I jumped a mile lol..

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