MAKE IT VIRAL:
Metal rod impaled 2 guys together, and the locals are having a helluva time figuring out how to move em both at once.
They were later submitted to Guinness as the world's largest Kebob.
Wouldn't it be easier to lift them using the rod?
Good thing the local girl scout troop was near by.
They must of been on a stake out!
DAMN NEAR PERFECT
TEACHING THE NEWCOMER
SRSLY? F INGERING HER IN PUBLIC?
CAUGHT IN THE ACT
LOST BET? SUCK MY DICK!
BLACKMAILING MY NEW ROOMMATE
SECRET SEX LIFE FINALLY EXPOSED
PAYING BACK A DEBT
BEST. UBER. PASSENGER. EVER.