MAKE IT VIRAL:
Biker falls and rubs his face on the road. Slippery when wet biker gets chewed into the side retainer with his own bike.
Drive without your helmet they said,
the wind feels great they said,
It'll be fun....
If he had hung some bananas off each handlebar it would have acted as a primitive steering damper.
He had his helmet hooked on the handle bars.
FORCING MY SISTER TO STAY HOME
ALL GIRLS LOVE ASSHOLES
REAL: CAUGHT WITH STEPMOM
SHE DIDN'T SURVIVE
VIRGIN NO MORE
PULL OUT FAIL
HOTEL MAID ACTUALLY GOES FOR IT
BEST. MORNING. COMMUTE.
DELIVERY BOY PRANK BACKFIRES