WE THOUGHT YOU WERE LYING

Submitted on 04/06/2018 by: Wicked
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a story by Charredtorso

I worked most of my Senior year in High School for a company that picked up bodies for the Coroner and private Funeral Homes all over Los Angeles County. I often worked all night and had just enough time to get to school, many times still wearing a suit. Early in the year, a teacher asked why I was wearing a suit to school. I told him what I did for work, he looked at me like I told him I was a Ninja Turtle. Everyone in the class figured I was completely full of shit and lying.

A week or so later, I was dispatched to a residence on a Saturday morning near the High School. A female H.S. student had died of an overdose of a combo of Seconal and Flavored wine. When my partner and I rolled up in the meat wagon, there was a good sized crowd of neighbors milling around.
Among the crowd were two brothers that were in a few of my classes. I got out of the car and did my thing with the cops, detectives and the girl's parents and family.

When we came out of the house with the girl on our stretcher, the brothers were wide eyed and staring at me. I gave them a nod and jumped in the meat wagon. When Monday rolled around, they gave an account of the death of their neighbor and told everyone that I was there talking to the cops and took the body away. Even the asshole teacher was impressed.

About a month later, I was up all night at a massive house fire in the projects in Santa Monica. I had just enough time to turn in my meat wagon and haul ass to school. I was sitting in my Science class, trying not to fall asleep. The instructor walked up to me and asked why I smelled like smoke. I told him about the fire in the projects and that I rushed straight to his class. He didn't believe me and accused me of smoking out in the school parking lot. (Guilty) He demanded details of the house fire.
I suggested he watch the 10 pm news on channels 2, 4, 7, 9 and 11, because they were all there.

The next day, the instructor apologized for doubting me and asked for even more details about the fire. He let me fall asleep without bothering me for the rest of the year. I wound up giving impromptu lectures on various aspects of Mortuary Science for the rest of the year to all of my classes, including P.E.

Darkwolfe

04/09/2018 07:41

First day back from business and what I do I do? Read a Charred story.. and then...

"Seconal and Flavored wine."

Oh fuck, do I really have to Google something and learn at 8am on Monday? Yeah, okay, I give, "Hey Google, what in the bloody fuck is Seconal?"
Really?? With Flavored wine?! Fuckin' tide pod kids have always existed!

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