MAKE IT VIRAL:
a story by Charredtorso
Back when I worked out in "sleepy hollow", the Pasadena Police Department chased a batch of
Afro-Americans all over Pasadena, then into our fair city. Pasadena PD wanted them for the stolen car they were driving and two "smash and grab" robberies committed at jewelry stores in their city.
Our Chief of Police was terrified of law suits and upsetting the wealthy citizens of our community. As a result, we were not allowed to get in the chase, we could only listen to our radios and "shadow" the
pursuit. Finally, the miscreants bailed out of their stolen ride and jumped the fence surrounding an apartment building construction project. With the vehicle pursuit over and the criminals on the ground, we were allowed to assist Pasadena.
Two of the four crooks got caught before they cleared the fence. The other two (high and stupid) began throwing construction materials at us boys and girls in blue. They upped their game by talking bad about our mothers and police in general. Confident that the cops couldn't shoot them because they ditched their handguns, they continued their taunts, while we looked for a way over or through the eight foot chain link fence. On the far side of the compound, bolt cutters were being put to the lock.
Suddenly, without fanfare, our city's K-9 officer picked up his 120 pound Shepard and "shot putted" the dog over the fence. Even in the dark, you could see the suspects eyes pop out of their sockets as they tried to outrun our furry land shark. The dog took out one of the crooks, so hard, we thought he tore his arm off. You could hear the screaming clear back at the Rose Bowl! The second suspect ran into a Port O Potty and was screaming and crying for his mamma.
"Come out with your hands up" "No, that dog gonna bite me." This went on for a couple of minutes.
Much to our delight, three Pasadena cops tipped the toilet over. We rejoiced in Tyrone splashing around in the fetid blue toilet water. He started Puking and begging up to let him out, between waves of nausea and vomiting. After what must have seemed an eternity to Tyrone, he found the inside lock and opened the door. There he was, dyed blue with shit, toilet paper, puke and who knows what else, stuck all over him. He was dragged out to the curb where his partner was getting several good dog bites treated. The fire department hosed him off, wrapped him in a plastic sheet and stuffed him in a Pasadena cop car for the trip back to Pasadena Jail.
All four suspects were convicted of a laundry list of felonies. Several with prior felony convictions did some serious time. Tyrone, the blue man, unsuccessfully tried to sue both cities and got laughed out of court. The night worked out very well for everyone but the crooks.
If there was a video of that event, it would be a prize winner.
if there was a video, every armchair social activist would be screaming bloody murder picking the video apart. Some things are best left as stories.
That porta-potty probably inproved the smell of felonious tyronious
PAINAL of the year? DAMN!
NEVER IN AMERICA
I DO NOT CONSENT
ONE VACATION IS ALL IT TOOK
SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT SHE'S IN FOR
TOO FAR THIS TIME GUYS
THEY FILMED THE THIS?
AMAZING LUNG CAPACITY
IT WON'T FIT