MAKE IT VIRAL:
Oh, just let them all immigrate to the USA, so they can get on welfare, and kill Americans instead...
Take away their commissary
Now that you have a hostage, everyone in that cell
block is going to get shot by the Military Police rescuers.
Or, at the very least a big time ass kicking. Those
inmates should be Darwin Award Candidates.
wrong job dude....and wrong place
The worst sex ideas come during drinking binges
Crazy Japanese dude makes a passed out drunk slut jerk him off in the subway
SHE WATCHED HER DRUNK FRIEND GET FUCKED
THAT TIME I FUCKED A COLLEGE CHEERLEADER
YOU CAN'T DO THIS ON SNAPCHAT
75MPH FUCKING? REALLY?!
"ANAL DOESN'T HURT THAT MUCH, RIGHT?"
UR GONNA HATE YOUR GIRLFRIEND AFTER SEEING THIS
ME AND MY REFUGEE