MAKE IT VIRAL:
Moped-riding thieves armed with MACHETES and an AXE today smashed their way into a luxury watch shop during a daring raid in broad daylight.
A gang-of-six raiders targeted Watches of Switzerland - which stocks Rolex and Cartier pieces worth tens of thousands of pounds - in London's Oxford Street just before 10am today when they descended on four mopeds.
What?! I'm shocked.
They banned the guns and there is still violence?
Well, time to ban machetes, axes and abortion.
Wha, ban harmless abortion? Madness.
Wish they would%u2019ve called me to join
Muslims or immigrants for sure! Guns banned everywhere! Easy pickins' London bridges falling the fuck down thanks to liberality!
At least they got away with something, job well donr
I maybe just a poor dickhead, but im glad this happened.
Fuck them and their ridiculous priced watches!
WHAT THE FUCK?
TOO FUCKING FAR MAN
BIRTHDAY THREESOME FOR HER BOYFRIEND
IS THAT YOUR SISTER?
NOTHING IS SACRED
RIPPED THAT PUSSY TO SHREDS
SHE WASN'T LYING ABOUT BEING TIGHT