MAKE IT VIRAL:
a story by Charredtorso
in my professional experience, Jamaicans are the most dangerous and violent people on the planet. The threat of going to an American Jail or Prison means nothing to them. Those I have spoken to equate American prison to staying at a country club compared to "STA JA" in Jamaica. Only two in a cell, free food EVERY day, phone calls and doing your time with a minimal probability of getting killed,
make US Jail a "cake walk" for them.
Many Jamaican criminals are in the US illegally. The only two things that scare them are; getting deported and not having bales of "Ganga" to smoke. They deal with each other with insane violence.
Rapes, torture and murder are just part of their day. They have no regard for American cops or civilians and would rather kill you than not.
One day, at pm shift briefing, the Watch Commander told us that a new Jamaican restaurant would be opening for dinner that evening. We were encouraged to do extra patrols to make sure our island friends were on their best behavior at dinner. As soon as briefing was over, a pool was set up. Officers bought a 15 minute square, starting with the time the restaurant opened, through midnight, when it closed. The squares cost $1 and the winner would take the $40 if he or she had the square for the time the first robbery or homicide occurred at the restaurant. The squares all sold within minutes and we were out working shortly their after.
Two cop cars were present for the grand opening, so the first 3-4 squares were a waste of money. At
about 7 pm, just after dark, the police dispatch's phones lit up like an LAX runway. Four men wearing sunglasses and "dread locks" walked into the restaurant, tore the cashier up with AK fire, shot and critically wounded the owner and two other patrons and took the $300 in the register and got in their car, then drove off.
The strip mall Hispanic security guard was smart enough NOT to engage the robbery/murder crew. He got a description of the crooks, their car and a license plate. A few minutes later, every cop not working the shooting was parked outside the house that the vehicle license came back to. Because I was the newest, non rookie cop and the oldest (with less to lose?). I was picked along with the field Sargent and two other young cops, to hit the front door. (I sent a text to my wife to call the station if I didn't call or text her in an hour) I figured this was going to be the end of my second career and my life. At the last second, the Sargent decided to use the loud speaker on his car, rather than winding up like the Jamaican cashier...
To everyone's surprise, three of the four people we were looking for and a whole batch of future felons
and their mamas came out of the 2 bedroom shithole shack. Once again, I was part of the crew sent in to find anyone else in the house. We burst into the living room, covered with lounge chair pads and bedding and started yelling for people to come out with their hands up. Sitting at the kitchen table was the biggest man, outside of Shaq, I had ever been near. There was enough Marijuana smoke in the air to get a blue whale high.
Trenton stared at up through very blood shot eyes. On the kitchen table was an AK-47 with tell tail gray gunpowder residue on the end of the barrel. "What you want, you white devils?" "Get up slowly
put your hands over your head and turn around." "Or what you gonna do white boy?" At that point I decided to use the only Jamaican insult I knew. "BLOODCLOG, MOTHER-FUCKER" "Do what the white boy say...." A look of surprise and hurt crept across Trenton's face. He lifted his hands, rose from the chair slowly and turned around. It took three sets of cuffs linked together, but we got him into cop car with little problem.
A search of the house yielded numerous assault weapons, stolen property, hand guns and lots and lots of dope.....lots. I texted my wife, with 5 minutes to spare and told her I was OK and would call her later.
When the dust settled, the Sargent came up to me. "What's this BLOODCLOG shit?" "Sarge, years ago a Jamaican told me the worst insult you can use on a Jamaican is BLOODCLOG..you can't come up with anything worse, I had to get his attention, before he went for that AK...." Good job..
Should've hired this guy.
Blacks are just like muslems, to many in one place,neighbourhood, town, country, and they turn it in into a SHITHOLE all by themselves. WHY???
Misery LOVES company my friend.
Fucking great story! I'm lovin' your true-to-life tales! Thanks.
There's another true way to really hurt a Jamaican's feelings.
Just tell them Bob Marley sucks, they'll lose their shit.
WTF WTF WTF
THIS IS WHAT WINNING LOOKS LIKE
ASSFUCKING AN AMAZING TEEN
DON'T TRUST STRANGERS
IS HE A MUTANT?
I DARE YOU TO BANG MY VIRGIN FRIEND
5 WAYS TO BE DESTROYED
JAW DROPPER ALERT
THAT'S HER COUSIN BEHIND HER
BEST VALENTINES DAY