MAKE IT VIRAL:
some hours earlier he was wounded during assassination attempt, so they finished him while transporting to another hospital. Happened last Saturday in Rio
At least they can take him to the hospital quickly
That's what my microwave looks like when I leave the Chef Boyardee Ravioli inside too long.
My man Charred could fix him right up
there is no safe place in this world
Sure there is and everyone will end up spending the most time there
it's called, the grave.
Even an ambulance isn't safe no more
Damn, somebody gonna be pissed that gotta clean that shit up
DAMN NEAR PERFECT
TEACHING THE NEWCOMER
SRSLY? F INGERING HER IN PUBLIC?
CAUGHT IN THE ACT
LOST BET? SUCK MY DICK!
BLACKMAILING MY NEW ROOMMATE
SECRET SEX LIFE FINALLY EXPOSED
PAYING BACK A DEBT
BEST. UBER. PASSENGER. EVER.