Walmart 'Loss Prevention' Strip Girl
I was wondering what they'd hope to find.
Reminds me of a rather long joke:
Queen Elizabeth and Princess Anne are driving through the English contryside in a Range Rover.
All of a sudden, a car pulls across in front of them and forces them to stop ... a couple of balaclava wearing thugs smash in the windows and the first one shouts at the queen "Give me your money". The Queen looks at him calmly and says - "Young man, I am the queen and it's well known fact I don't carry any cash", so the second thug shouts at Princess Anne "in that case give me your jewellery" - Princess Anne looks at the man and says "Don't you know anything, I'm Princess Anne and it's a well known fact I don't wear jewellery".
So - the first thug shouts "Get out of the fucking car then, we'll have that". The Queen and Princess Anne get out and the thugs drive off with the Range Rover.
Princess Anne looks at the queen and says "You liar - you're always carrying at least 10K in cash" - and the queen responds "When i saw the car out up i quickly took the money from my purse and shoved it up my place-that-only-women-have - anyway - what about you - you're always wearing loads of diamonds", Princess Anne responds "Well - when i saw the car pull out i quickly took off my jewellery and shoved it up my place-that-only-women-have".
They look at each other for a moment and then the Queen says "It's a pity we didn't have Pricness Catherine with us, we'd still have the fucking Range Rover"
Yeah - it's a bit dated but i've been waiting a while to tell it.
efpee said :
That reminds me of those three hookers in a bar sitting near the pool-table.
First hooker boasts how she can shove half a poolcue up her hooha and shows she's telling the truth.
Second hooker boasts how she can fit all balls in her vajayjay and shows she's telling the truth.
Third hooker says nothing but takes a deep breath and just slides all the way down over her barstool.