I WANT TO ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT...

Submitted on 05/11/2018 by: Wicked
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a story by Charredtorso

Years ago, KISS performed at a venue in our town. My partner and I wanted to ogle the women that showed up and find a way to keep our self's entertained. KISS audiences are predominantly white with some Hispanics and Asians sprinkled in. We were assigned 8 hours of parking lot patrol to keep "Whitey" in line. There were two other 2 officer units assigned to this overtime patrol.

We wound up following another marked unit down one of the isles in the parking lot. We drove slowly so we didn't run over any of the drunk or stoned people headed to the concert. The venue had numerous large sign indicating NO ALCOHOL OR OPEN CONTAINERS. As we rolled along, we noticed a van with it's side doors open and about 5 males and 5 females milling around. Every one was drinking beer and or hard liquor. The cops in the car ahead of us said: "Hey you can't drink in the parking lot, dump those beers." Two of the males responded simultaneously: "FUCK YOU, PIG"

All four of us cops jumped out of our cars and rushed the drinkers. "I am not dumping anything." "This beer costs $4 a bottle..." My partner responded by grabbing Mr. Lawyer and ramming his head into the side of the van. Two of the other males took exception to our form of applied police science and tried to aid their friend. Those poor drunk Yuppie turds were no match for hardened ghetto cops.
Within a few painful seconds, all of the males and two of the females were face down in the parking lot, handcuffed and whining. "You can't do this to us....."

One of the more astute of the arrestes noted that we were NOT L.A.P.D. (The LAPD was under a federal over watch program. They were afraid to do any enforcement work, write tickets or anything
other than cash their paychecks.) Our agency was under no such constraints and, within reason, do what we wanted. "No asshole, we're not LAPD." "We don't have to kiss your ass...." Looks of terror swept across the faces of these young scofflaws.

I offered an observation to our new friends: "Perhaps a few hours in our drunk tank with people from another culture, will be a positive experience for some of you." We arrested 4 males for open container, public intoxication and resisting arrest. One of the females had a warrant and was hooked up for that. All of the beer was dumped on the spot, the van was towed and a small quantity of weed was impounded. The five people we arrested were going to miss the concert. They wanted their non arrested friends to sell the tickets for the sold out show. We advised them that 'scalping" was a crime
carrying a $500 fine.

Overall, the cost to the van driver and the others that got arrested was significant. Tow fees, fines, lost ticket costs, lost beer all added up. On the positive side, it was a busy Saturday night in our jail. The arrested white boys had an interesting trans ethnic/cultural experience in our drunk tank. It all could have been avoided if they had simply dumped out a few of their beers and pretended to comply with the cops.

Darkwolfe

05/21/2018 15:39

Whitey..all of the males and two of the females were face down in the parking lot, handcuffed and whining.
We arrested 4 males for open container, public intoxication and resisting arrest.

Yet another example of the violent crime wave that is white people.
Oh shit, wrong story! Hah! I must have been confused with all the violent white people shown in images and videos.
Well fuck me

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05/14/2018 03:07

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Kaboshski

05/12/2018 08:59

Another fantastic story, thanks Torso! I'm always amazed at people who want to tangle with Peace Officers by being assholes and expecting to survive the encounter intact. Keep up the good historic revistas!

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UKChrissie

05/12/2018 07:58

Concert Beer-Chugging in DESIGNATED areas ONLY!



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05/11/2018 20:47

Love the story but I want the movie version!

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Jallamedalla

05/11/2018 18:42

Public intoxication? Are one not allowed to be drunk outside in the US?

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05/11/2018 16:47

Did that drunk tank resemble anything like the zoo?

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05/11/2018 15:42






Dude, No beer in the parking lot.

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