WHERE DID HE GO?

Submitted on 02/08/2018 by: Wicked
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a story by Charredtorso

Back nearly at the time they invented death. I was working nights picking up bodies
for the coroner and private mortuaries all over Los Angeles County. One night, the
Coroner sent me and another junior mortician to the Standard Oil Refinery in El Segundo,
just south of the L.A. Airport. We were told to take a pouch (body bag), that there had
been an explosion at the Refinery.

When we got to the refiinery gate, the guard refused to let us onto the property without
prior clearance. This was before cell phones and very few people had pagers. We asked him to
call the Police Department, Fire Department and/or the coroner. The guard, for reasons unknown, refused. "OK, we're going to go to Winchell's and get a coffee and a donut." "That body isn't going anywhere until we go onto the property and remove it.

A half an hour later, we are munching our glazed and swilling caffeine, when an El Segundo Cop car flies up. "Are you two the coroner's guys?" "Yes" "We have been waiting for you for over an hour, get off your asses and follow me...." "Hey wait, some guard REFUSED to allow us on the property, so we came over here....back off."

Minutes later we blasted through the gate behind the cop car. My partner made sure the guard saw him give him the finger. Apparently, the deceased had tried to blow his head off with a shotgun six
months before. He only managed to blow most of his face off, leaving him half blind, deaf and horrible disfigured. Somehow, earlier in the evening, he snuck onto the refinery property with a n estimated half stick of Dynamite. He walked out to a safe area near the storage tanks and detonated
the Dynamite.

When we rolled up, we got another lecture from the fire department and the brass from Standard Oil.
We told them about the gate guard and inquired as to where the body was. There was a 4X4 foot black tarp that they all pointed at. All that was left of the deceased was his high top boots with some bones and goo visible inside and a large chunk of basal skull. There were a few shreds of clothing and part of the man's wallet. There were 8 of us there and we formed a line, then walked around in a 50 foot circle, looking for more parts. We found an additional 2 inches of zipper from the man's pants.

About the time we were ready to leave, our friend the gate guard called the PD. The dispatcher told the cops that the new widow was at the gate and wanted to see her husband. She was VERY insistant
so we opened the back of our meat wagon and showed her the shoes and torn clothing. (We skipped showing the skull). She IDed the boots as being her husband's and we were off and gone. But not before flipping off the Gate Guard again.

grann

02/09/2018 19:56

Damn - i hate arsehole security guards so much.
Doesn't seem fair if you missed out finishing your donut and coffee - come to think of it - I have no idea if you had the "authority" to take your time about getting there ...

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Bscontainer

02/09/2018 14:31

Looks like he did a little gum boot clogging!

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necron

02/09/2018 00:49

That crazy bitch, He just wanted to get away from her.

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StabbyTheClown

02/08/2018 23:35

CharredTorrso to widow" "So you're single hunh?"

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Grownupstupid

02/08/2018 21:55

Should have given her the zipper .

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