MAKE IT VIRAL:
That hurts just to watch. I'm pretty sure I saw something on the blade that wasn't blood, it must have been brain matter or eye matter.
He was like thanks Im outta here now
I don't know doctor, I think there's something in my eye, can you see it?
There now take two asprins and call me in the morning.
She was destined to be the Queen of England
MASTURBATION WITH A MACHETE
THE SEX TAPE GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU CUM
SHE DESERVED IT
Annoyed by cuckold husband
BUSTED! CAUGHT HIS ROOMMATE IN VR SEX
FAIL: TEACHER ATTEMPTS DOUBLE ANAL
HIS GF CAN ONLY LAST 5 SECONDS
Dumped, she's getting revenge