14 Floors Down

Submitted on 03/07/2019 by: Wicked
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He came to carnival from another city and fell 14 floors fro, the hotel window

Happened in Recife , Brazil

FucKchinA

03/07/2019 17:06

His other leg is still stuck in her snatch

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03/07/2019 08:42

There's no sewing that back on.

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dukehotty

03/07/2019 02:15

The selfie at the end was funny. Good upload

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03/06/2019 19:55

Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"

So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 14th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 14 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell -- but even after 14 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."

"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.

The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.

"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 15th floor of the hotel building, and every morning I do my exercises out on the balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."

That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.


Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.

The third man came to the front of the line, and again Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.

"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding inside a refrigerator..."

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Eulogy said :

03/07/2019

Funny cunt aren't ya....

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FucKchinA said :

03/07/2019

Nice one. 13 more stories please

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xxxtopher said :

03/07/2019

Hahaha.., fck that. Dont let him in Pete.

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JedClampetBugtussell said :

03/09/2019

that's a good one & very easy to remember.

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Charredtorso

03/06/2019 19:10

He caught a balcony railing on the way down,
or the butcher beat the cops to the scene.....

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youfatcunt said :

03/07/2019

...... I never thought of that but because you mention it I can picture it in my head: dude falling super-fast then clipping a rail that takes a leg off. Excellent!

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