MAKE IT VIRAL:
a story by Charredtorso
A co worker and I were summoned to an Ultra Orthodox Jewish home on a Saturday night. Dad had dropped dead on the living room floor earlier in the day. Other than observing the sabbath, hard core Jews will not drive or even use the phone. Hopefully, Dad didn't flop around too much, before he went off to be with Jehovah.
By the time we got there, his entire family was there and he was still dead as hell in the middle of the living room. When we showed up and started to bring our Mortuary cot into the house, the wife went full on Jerry Springer batshit crazy. "OOOOOOOOyyyyyyyyyyyy OOOOOOOOOOOOOOyyyyy OOOOOOyyyyy vay and other lamentations in Hebrew." Once we got him on the cot, she jumped up on top of him and refused to let him go. It took several adults to pry Mom off her husband and she was screaming OOOOOOoooooooyyyyyyyyy OOOooooooyyyyyy all the time.
The family finally pried mom off of our cot and had to physically restrain her as we rolled out the door.
We loaded Dad into the back of our "meat wagon' and jumped into the front seats. Before my partner could start the car, like a horror movie, mom appeared out of nowhere and jumped on the hood of our vehicle. From the desperately grieving widow, her face changed in an instant. She grabbed the windshield wiper with one hand and began pounding on the windshield with the other. "YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL I FIND OUT HOW MUCH THIS IS GOING TO COST." It took another five minutes before her family pried her off the hood of the car. All along she kept screaming "HOW MUCH IS THIS GOING TO COST?"
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"HOW MUCH IS THIS [ GOYIM ] TO COST?"
WTF WTF WTF
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ASSFUCKING AN AMAZING TEEN
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5 WAYS TO BE DESTROYED
JAW DROPPER ALERT
THAT'S HER COUSIN BEHIND HER
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