YOU'D BETTER TAKE GOOD CARE OF MOMMA!

Submitted on 06/05/2018 by: Wicked
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While working out on the Central Coast of California, an employee and I went out to a house to remove a dead body. The family was gathered in the house and the place was a mess. There was junk piled up all over every surface in the building. No one had dusted or vacuumed the place in years. The deceased was a 70 something woman. She was filthy and hadn't been bathed in quite a while. She was also horribly thin and appeared to have been bedridden for a long time.

The family said that they were missing the daughter that had cared for the woman. She was at work and wanted to see her mother before we took her to the mortuary. They said she would be there in 15 minutes. Nearly an hour later, no daughter. I explained to the family that we wanted to get mom back to the mortuary and prepare her as soon as possible. (I just didn't want to stand around that dump for the rest of the day.) The family agreed and we went back to the bedroom to get mom onto our mortuary cot.

We could hear the front door to the house burst open. here was a bellow like a NFL lineman on a Steroid Binge. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAA
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Thundering down the hall and into the bedroom was the biggest burliest BULL DYKE I had seen to that point in my life. She ran over to me, grabbed me by the lapels of my suit jacket, stood me up on my toes and slammed me into the bedroom wall. "MOTHERFUCKER, you'd better take good care of my MOMMMMMMMMMA."

I grabbed one of her beefy fingers and tried to snap it. "You need to start acting like a lady, or I will stop acting like a gentleman." I kept applying torque to her finger until she began to relax her grip on me. By that time, several family members pried Butch off and away from me... The look Butch continued to give me was scary as hell. If given a chance, she would have gutted my worker and I.
We hadn't even touched Momma yet. When we got her back to the mortuary I removed her clothing, including her socks for the embalming procedure. Her socks were half filled with dirt and dead skin.

The family came in to the mortuary to complete funeral arrangements the next day. I assured the family that if Butch went off on me again, I would kick her out of the mortuary and file assault charges. On the day of the funeral, Butch showed up in a clean pair of jeans, a Pendelton shirt and
cowboy boots. She was sporting a "high and tight" crew cut that would make any Marine proud. Butch was contrite and said very little and refused to look at my employee.

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06/11/2018 11:03

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BrockLee

06/05/2018 21:16

"MOTHERFUCKER, you'd better take good care of my MOMMMMMMMMMA."
You shoulda said something like, "Bitch! If YOU would've taken GOOD care of her when she was alive, you wouldn't be telling me to take GOOD care of her now that she's DEAD; ya fat cow of a bull-dyke CUNT!!!"

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06/05/2018 20:08

I can't quit laughing!

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