SURE, GO ON IN......

Submitted on 05/30/2018 by: Wicked
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a story by Charredtorso

On a very hot day, I was sent to back up a co-worker on a removal from a house. During the Summer, temperatures in the San Fernando Valley of Los Angeles can get up to 110 degrees and this was one of those days. The air conditioning in my "meat wagon" wasn't working, so I had my windows rolled down. About two blocks from the address I was dispatched to, the smell of human decomposition was overwhelming.....TWO BLOCKS!

I recognized my co-worker's wagon as he rolled up next to me. "How long has it been down?" "I am guessing about two weeks, based on the newspapers and mail piled up on the porch." "I am going back to the mortuary to get a body bag and some gloves, this is a BAD one." and off he went.

A few minutes later, I pulled up in front of the address. There were two South Pasadena cops standing out in the middle of the residential street. here I stood in the undertaker uniform of the day, black suit, white shirt, black tie. Sweat was running off my face and down the back of my shirt. It had to be 110 degrees or more, there was no breeze and the stench was almost overpowering.

The two cops had big grins on their faces. "Boy, you're gonna earn your check today....." They both pointed to the open front door of the tiny duplex unit. The first thing I noticed was a huge pile of mail that had filled the mailbox and spilled out on the one step porch. There was a pile of newspapers scattered on and near the porch, a quick count indicated 15 days worth of papers. Then there were the Ants. There was a full trail of ants scurrying back and fourth, from under where the door was closed , out and down into the yard. The trail was about 4 inches wide. I looked into the window just to the right of the door. Between the glass and the screen, there was a 2 inch pile of dead flies and thousands more buzzing around in the window, trying to get out.

The cops were laughing at this point. They had no information on the deceased, so I decided to talk to the residents of the other half of the duplex. This couple were in their mid 50's and dumber than a box of rocks. After getting the name and contact info from the neighbors, I had to ask them. "Didn't you smell the odor from next door?" "We though it was a dead animal..." "What about the mail and newspapers, didn't you think something was wrong?" "Well no, it's not our business...."

About the time I was going to say something nasty about their intelligence, my partner rolled up with gloves and a body bag. We decided to go in to the house and look for personal info, in case the retards next door gave me some bad information. We smoked a cigarette and shot the shit with the cops for a few minutes, to postpone the inevitable. Gloves on and body bag in hand, we charged into the stink.

The dead guy, or what was left of him, was seated in an overstuffed leather chair facing the front door. He was wearing a bath robe that was saturated with bodily fluids and covered with ants and maggots. "Let's not move him until we are ready to haul ass, we'll stir up a storm of flies..."

We were looking around for address books or paperwork to find relatives and his Doctor, when the first teenager walked into the living room. He took one look at the pile of ants and writhing maggots on the partially skeletonized body. He spun around ran out and puked in the front yard. A few minutes later, a young couple walked into the mess. The girl screamed and they both ran out the front door. Minutes later, a big fat slob wit a cant waddled up onto the front porch. He staggered backwards off the porch, almost face planting on the sidewalk.

We were in the process of lifting the body out of the chair and into a body bag we had opened up and laying on the floor. Just as we lifted him, what little remained of his putrid guts dropped out of his pelvic cavity and back into the chair. We heard a deep groan, followed by the sound of projectile vomiting. Looking over our shoulders, we saw another lookie loo, yacking his guts out to the side of the porch.

I walked out front, after depositing the body in the body bag. Flies were boiling around the entire interior of the duplex. The two cops were hysterical with laughter. "Why did you guys keep letting people in to the house?" "We figure that if they are THAT STUPID, they deserve a good show....."

We put the body bag on a stretcher, brushed off most of the maggots and ants and loaded everything into my partner's wagon. If I focus on it, to this day, many years later, I can still smell that whole neighborhood and see the faces of those two merry cops, protecting and serving.

Darkwolfe

06/01/2018 15:27

Two things...

1. Who the fuck would walk in when you can smell that shit? I hate to agree but, the cops had a point. Dumbfucks.

2. "Let's not move him until we are ready to haul ass, we'll stir up a storm of flies..."
Holy fuck. When your daily strategizing requires plans like this, you know you're in a fucked up line of work

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Bo4ever

05/31/2018 07:10

I too would have been puking!

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dastiffy

05/31/2018 05:00

Those people coming in ,LoL they couldn't handle it.
I don't know about now, But the smell of human death sickened me but turned me on later. WTF?

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MaxM60

05/31/2018 00:48

Love the stories CT. When I worked maintenance for a property management company I was the poor fucker that had to turn the apartment after a situation like that.

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05/30/2018 17:49

As real as it gets kids. Thanks Charred

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