MAKE IT VIRAL:
It's funny that blood from his head jumps out to the people there.
His head popped like a pimple... Which reminds me, I have some teenagers in my basement
His head busted open like a coconut. Reminds me...must fap
Suddenly I feel like buying some raspberry jam
What a time to forget your parachute.
His head exploded like a watermelon. Which reminds me...I gotta pick up some watermelon tonight.
Best jumper ever. Thats how that shit is done!
TEEN LOSES WORLD CUP BET
TEACHING THE NEWCOMER
SRSLY? F INGERING HER IN PUBLIC?
CAUGHT IN THE ACT
LOST BET? SUCK MY DICK!
BLACKMAILING MY NEW ROOMMATE
SECRET SEX LIFE FINALLY EXPOSED
PAYING BACK A DEBT
BEST. UBER. PASSENGER. EVER.