THE FLASH

Submitted on 05/06/2018 by: Wicked
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a story by Charredtorso

It was a very warm night in South Central L.A. County. My partner and I were wearing a minimum of 18 pounds of cop gear. We had the windows down on our patrol car, so we could hear the indigenous population shooting at us or each other, while full blasting the AC. We were both sweating our asses off as we drove slowly down a trash and old furniture strewn alley behind a massive apartment building.

Out of the corner of my eye, I spotted a brilliant flash, coming from a second story apartment. Nano seconds later a resident of that apartment flew out of the window that had been blown out by the flash. A human fireball landed in the alley 25 feet in front of our cop car. The fall would have broken most peoples's ankles and or legs. Home boy jumped up and sprinted away from us down the alley, looking like a reddish orange giant flare. He was covered with flame from his knees to the top of his head.

Through the flames, Roshayshay looked back at us and took off like a shot, the faster he ran, the bigger the flames. We started driving after this Hussein Bolt impersonator, when he abruptly ran back into the apartment complex. By the time we put out the call for the fire department and additional units, we could hear the hysterical screams and hooting from the residents of the complex. We took off on foot after the "flamer", but he was gaining distance..

"Get on the ground, stop" had no effect on our runner. Citizens were running in every direction. Shouts of terror and merriment added to the KAOTIC scene. People were running along side Hussein, either trying to catch him or just running to pace him. I didn't know weather to laugh or pass out from the lung burn I was experiencing while chasing him. He ran up a set of stairs and back down the next ones, then zig zagged around people gawking at him.

Suddenly, he stopped mid stride and collapsed in a burning heap. His clothing and hair were all gone and sheets of skin were beginning to sluff off his body. Some old lady threw a whole picture of ice tea all over his upper body, which sent up a plume of foul smelling smoke. Within seconds, we had a crowd of 30-50 people standing around us. "Why ain't you help'in tha nigga none." and variations on that theme arose from the crowd. It would just be a matter of time until the first rocks and bottles started arching in our direction.

With no time to spare the Calvary started to arrive along with the "hosers" and paramedics. The firemen waded through the crowd to the now fully engulfed apartment. The paramedics started doing their thing with our human marshmallow and the cops that arrived, kept the airborne projectiles to a minimum.

Our flying felon was transported to the County Burn Unit, in extremely critical condition. Later, according to the fire department, home boy was trying to whip up some sort of drug using ether and some butane. He decided to "spark up" a blunt in the middle of his chemistry experiment and blew himself out of his apartment window and turned himself into a giant flare.

As usual, the locals somehow blamed the cops and the paramedics for their friend's untimely death. His baby Momma made a brief appearance on TV, until her profanity laced lamentations reduced her 15 minutes of fame to several BEEPS of censorship and a photo of the departed. That's what I loved about the ghetto. You never knew what was going to happen or when. Before the fire department got all of the flames knocked down, residents were trying to get around the cops and Hosers to loot what was left of the flaming apartment. "Let's go get a Big Gulp for our drive down to county...."

Darkwolfe

05/21/2018 15:21

"Hussein Bolt impersonator"

Okay so I Googled that, with parenthesis.
As far as I can tell you are the first person to ever arrange those words in that exact order

I did however turn up an image...







Well, close enough!

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dastiffy

05/06/2018 23:26






Well done Char. Love this one, Bolt

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