MAKE IT VIRAL:
Water is like concrete from that height.
His new name is Chum
well? did you find Nemo?
Well? That Went Well?... I Think
Base jumping without a parachute? What kind of sport is that?
DAMN NEAR PERFECT
TEACHING THE NEWCOMER
SRSLY? F INGERING HER IN PUBLIC?
CAUGHT IN THE ACT
LOST BET? SUCK MY DICK!
BLACKMAILING MY NEW ROOMMATE
SECRET SEX LIFE FINALLY EXPOSED
PAYING BACK A DEBT
BEST. UBER. PASSENGER. EVER.