Kaotic Joke Contest!

Submitted on 06/21/2017 by: RoadPizza
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Dastiffy, Wicked and Marco were three extra horny dudes driving cross country to another Kaotic orgy party when the car broke down in front of the only farmhouse they could see for miles. They could get no cell signal so they went up to the house and asked for help. The farmer Charredtorso said a tow truck wouldn't come until tomorrow, but they were welcome to stay overnight in the spare bedroom. "Just don't stick yer dicks in the three holes in the wall. On the other side is the bedroom of my three beautiful daughters UKChrissie, Kimberly and Dukehotty." said the farmer. "Oh you can trust us sir" said Dastiffy with a smirk and they all went to bed.
The next morning the farmer and his wife were sitting at the table alone. The farmer was laughing, "I told them boys we had three beautiful daughters and then hooked the milking machine up to those mouse holes in the wall." The wife looked around and asked, "I see they didn't show up for breakfast, what are they doing now?" The farmer replied, "Altogether, about a gallon per hour..."

RictusGrin

02/10/2018 01:24

When does the black man become a nigger?

-As soon as he leaves the room.

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RictusGrin

02/08/2018 22:29

What is the difference between ET and an illegal Mexican immigrant?

-ET wants to go home!

How do you fit 30 Jews into a Ford Fiesta?

-Two in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray!

What do you call a black man in a suit?

-The defendant.

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Weed

10/28/2017 17:30

English Class
the teacher asks the children to make suggestions for the words "yellow" "green" and "pink"
says Anna,my car is yellow
bravoAnna says the teacher
says John
the grass is green
bravo John said the teacher and so ....
All the students went and Jack was the last one
the teacher tells him....Jack go ahead , make a suggestion but do not use a bad language because I'm afraid you will ...

Jack says 'no this timew please let me say
Teacher says 'ok go ahead''
So Jack goes, ...(he pretend he was holding his phone in his ear and goes)
green greeen greeen greeen(phone sound)
yellow?? yellow ??????
who is it 3 oclock in the morning???
Who???
FUCK YOUUU
pink
and closed the phone!!



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azza85

07/13/2017 13:23

Whats got one ball an fucks women ?
Peter sutcliffes hammer

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Dezza

07/01/2017 05:53

Q. Whats white on the bottom and black on top?
A. Rape.

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azza85

06/30/2017 06:14

Whats the difference between a pair of tights an a cop car ????

You can only fit one cunt in a pair of tights

Whats the difference between a truck full of sand an a truck full of babies ???

You cant get sand out with a pitchfork

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RoadPizza

06/24/2017 04:28

I just heard this one:
Whats the difference between your dick and a bonus check?

Your wife will always blow your bonus check

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Genman

06/23/2017 22:41

What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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RoadPizza
Wicked

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Marcotique

06/22/2017 22:45

I laughed my ass off! 5K to RP, RoadPizza makes winners or wieners, suck it up buttercups!

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Genman

06/22/2017 20:27

What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?

They can both smell it but they can%u2019t eat it.

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Wicked

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RoadPizza

06/22/2017 09:22

What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.

What's black and white and black and white and black and blue and red all over?
A nun falling down the stairs.

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FUALL

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Sardonis

06/22/2017 08:03

Ok. I'm going for the winner now.

You know like when you're driving high speed on the highway, there are flies and bugs crashing all over your windshield?
Well... What is, the very last thing, that goes through the mind of a fly, when crashing against your windshield?

Its' arse!

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kingoral

06/22/2017 07:23

if you know a chick with small tits and a big ass say hey i know an old trick to make your tits bigger no really just take some toilet paper and wrap it around your hand a few times then every night before bed rub it between your tits..... she will say bullshit that will not work then you say well it sure worked on that ass didnt it

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Marcotique

06/21/2017 21:31

Spider was hanging from edge of cloud way up high. He couldnt jump because the drop would have killed him. He decided to spin some web and lower himself to ground.
At the point where there was 1 km to ground the spider begun to get weak and thought that the drop is still too big. The spider was hardcore little spider and he managed to push 200m more of web.. THEn he was totally exhausted and world was still so so far away and suddenly a voice rumbled from the skies: Stiffy, Stiffy! WAKE UP! You have once again shitted the whole bed!!

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FUALL

06/21/2017 20:55

And I want delviz to write out a long toungetwister joke on here
Delviz you know any good jokes for us?

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FUALL

06/21/2017 20:45

An old couple are driving home from a wedding when they get pulled over, the cop comes to the window and says your taillight is out. The man says he checks the lights every time he gets in the car. His wife leans over and says I've been telling him for two weeks to fix the light. He looks at her and yells at her to shut the fuck up your only making matters worse and she shuts up. The cop then asks why he isn't wearing a seatbelt and the man replied I took it off to get my wallet out of my pocket. His wife leans over and say I've been telling him to wear his seatbelt for 20 years, 20 years I've been telling him that. The man looks over and says I told you before to shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up cause now your really making things worse and again she shuts up. The cop walked back to his car and Writes him up for the light and the seatbelt. He comes back to the car and says here's your ticket sir and then leans in and asks the wife if he always talks to her like that and she says no only when he's drunk!

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Genman

06/21/2017 19:54

What's the difference between puberty and a priest?

Puberty waits until your a teen to come over your face.

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Genman

06/21/2017 19:51

How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?

Cum on her sandals and let the flies do the rest.

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RoadPizza
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dastiffy

06/21/2017 18:03










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FUALL

06/21/2017 16:13

What do ya call a Black guy on a new bike, a thief!!

It's all I had

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