TAKE HIM TO SMALL CLAIMS COURT

Submitted on 04/29/2018 by: Wicked
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a story by Charredtorso

It was around 10 pm on a warm summer night. My partner and I were driving through a residential neighborhood, following taking a burglary report. We were driving down the quiet street at about 10 mph, when a young woman flew out of the shadows and ran out in front of our cop car, screaming and waving her arms. I was driving this time and nearly ran the car up on the sidewalk to avoid hitting the woman.

We jumped out of our car and before us stood a early 20's rock-head. At one point in her young life she was probably very attractive. Now, she had been wearing the same clothing for days, she stunk and by her looks, was desperate for cocaine. After checking her for weapons, we inquired as to an apparent death wish she had.

LaShondra couldn't spell her first or last name for us and had no ID. She stated in substance, that she had gone to the front door of a house across the street and given the young man that answered the door $20 to buy rock cocaine for she and her boyfriend. The man took her money and slammed the door in her face. I asked how we could be of assistance. "Get me my rock or get me my $20 back." "So you want us to help get you your illegal drugs?" "Yeah, you are public servants, so get my shit...."

Just for entertainment, my partner and I walked over to the house in question. To neither of our surprise, no one answered the door. LaShondra was livid, she stated in substance that she had to engage in oral sex three times to come up with the $20 to by dope. Now, all she had to show for her labor was several million Afro-American Sperm scattered around her digestive tract. She DEMANDED
we get her money or dope or she was going to sue my partner and I. To further irritate the young woman, I suggested that this was a business dispute and that she would need to take the person that took her money to small claims court. It was , in fact a civil matter.

Just as it appeared that LaShondra was going to attempt to assault me and/or my partner, her boyfriend/field supervisor emerged from the shadows. Knowing his source of income and narcotics was getting very close to getting arrested, he started dragging her towards the commercial part of town in search of clients in need of her professional talents.

We never did find out if LaShondra took the other party to court or if she was able to earn enough money to get she and her boyfriend the drugs they needed. It was another Ghetto mystery.

Kaboshski

05/01/2018 08:15

I love you guys! And another great story torso! %u2606%u2606%u2606%u2606%u2606

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dastiffy

04/30/2018 00:02

Very Liberal story, Should have arrested everyone and burn down the crack house,

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fligplomper

04/29/2018 20:21

How come Charredtorso isnt posting these on his own account? I don't know you guys very well yet, though I love you all like a dog in a teddy bear suit.

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UKChrissie

04/29/2018 19:24

Charred..YOU are so truly unsympathetic in regards to the 'Struggles' of Black America!




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UKChrissie said :

04/30/2018

Charredtorso said:
Struggling Black Americans have shot at me, stabbed me (twice)sucker-punched me, crashed into my cop car and talked bad aboutmy sainted mother and our relationship.


I was only toying with you, Love.

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