MAKE IT VIRAL:
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
I...don't know why this image is here. Maybe it's part of the intoxication going around. For once I'd want to hear a sexy operator give it to me like that
Did you know that before they invented the wheelbarrow,
Irish walked on all fours?
The worst sex ideas come during drinking binges
Crazy Japanese dude makes a passed out drunk slut jerk him off in the subway
SHE WATCHED HER DRUNK FRIEND GET FUCKED
THAT TIME I FUCKED A COLLEGE CHEERLEADER
YOU CAN'T DO THIS ON SNAPCHAT
75MPH FUCKING? REALLY?!
"ANAL DOESN'T HURT THAT MUCH, RIGHT?"
UR GONNA HATE YOUR GIRLFRIEND AFTER SEEING THIS
ME AND MY REFUGEE