NOBODY WANTS MY JOB
Fuck Yeah Charred!
I was a fire rescue worker for years and you haven't lived until you go to a home and go in and it smells good like a freshly roasted pig.
You go in the bedroom and find homeboy dead as fuck right next to the space heater and the cat and dog have been helping themselves to the freshly cooked meat.
The best part is we went back to the station and had pulled pork for lunch and no one skipped a beat.