MAKE IT VIRAL:
Tragedy strike two families after their offspring elope in eternal bliss they could not have while alive.
Their honeymoon was spent floating in the Ganges with the other turds.
At least they tied the knot before moving on.
I could have bought both of them as sex slaves
for the price of two Coca Colas.
'IT WON'T FIT!'
HIPSTER SLUT GETS UNEXPECTED ANAL
LOL: INTERRUPTED BLOWJOB
FUCKED BEYOND BRUTAL
ONE LUCKY MAN...
YOUR NEW OBSESSION
MISS UNIVERSE CONTESTANT CAUGHT
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW POKEMON MOVIE?
HE DON'T GIVE A FUCK