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Submitted on 07/06/2018 by: scientistcaptain
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Thought I would exchange war stories.... A lil something for giving us so much.

In the 90's I too worked for a small Dept. in San Bernardino Co. We were riding doubles that night, and would ent you know it as soon as we came back from code (lunch) we get a call of a traffic collision with injuries about a mile from our 20. (location). A cop will receive a shit ton of accident calls, most are forgotten, but a few Note worthy ones remain to have there story told. This was one....Ford bronco runs a red light traveling an estimated 80 mph. Bronco T bones a hatch Back honda civic. 2 passengers in Civic have there seat belts on and walk away unscratched...maybe some soiled underpants but thats about it. Genius in the Bronco is not wearing his seatbelt and upon impact flips his vehicle while simultaneously ejecting out the driver side window and having his melon crushed by his vehicle landing on top of it. His head exploded sending brain matter and god knows what else all over the pavement of the intersection. We placed a sheet over the body as we had to wait for the corner to show up. Because the intersection of the accident happen on a county line, multiple agencies are on scene and using any technicality to pawn what would be a lengthy report on each other. In the middle of our lil pow wow the corner shows up. Upon pulling our poor dead genius out of his vehicle, whats left of his head falls back and reveals what ever contents were left inside. Among those contents was a cassette tape. I uttered the first thing that came to mind..."now thats what I call having a song in your head" The other cops on the scene looked like I had just pissed in there coffee. Except for my partner who was a twenty year vet. As chardtorso can attest cops develop a very desensitized sense of humor. As for the report...to maintain a professional relationship with the other agencies and to also respect the dead, and seeing how no one could say just for sure who the report belong to. It was settled in the back of our squad car over rock paper scissors...I shit u not. And with the flick of a wrist in a motion showing paper we were free of the paperwork. 5pual7 were 10-8. Thanks for the stories man, thought I would return the favor.

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07/06/2018 21:41

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Charredtorso

07/06/2018 16:58

Delightful, you just inspired a few more stories. Thanks

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07/06/2018 10:03

Awesome! more true-to-life reality stories! %u2606%u2606%u2606%u2606%u2606

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