Colombia: Suicide Walker Gets Jolted
There, it's just another day.
Here in California, an investigation would be launched.
Laws would be written, making barriers be highter
around power lines. It would become illegal to commit
suicide, punishable by imprisonment. Studies would
be funded regarding smoke coming from charred bodies.
If the suicide victim was an undocumented immigrant,
more special laws would be written, protecting dead
immigrant rights and ways to compensate the vicitm's
family for their loss. THEN the family would sue the
power company for billions. Electricity rates would go up
again and again. Total tax payer costs for some moron
frying himself..... millions.