MAKE IT VIRAL:
a story by Charredtorso
At the start of my police career in "sleepy hollow" I saw many chickenshit things. After I got off field probation and was out driving around, desperately trying to dig up some action, we had a one man crime wave.
The town I worked in was nice, very nice. There was little crime and little street violence. On the night in question, Julio walked out of his second story apartment and punched a 22 year old female in the face, for no apparent reason. He proceeded down stairs and encountered a young couple sitting by the pool. He sucker punched the male in the face and shoved the female down onto the concrete.
In the lobby area he punched an old man that was removing mail form his mailbox. When gramps hit the deck, Julio kicked him in the ribs and once in the head, then walked out onto the sidewalk. A 40 something woman happened to be walking her dog, when Julio kicked the shit out of the Pug and grabbed the woman's breasts, tearing her blouse, then shoved her to the ground.
The 911 operators were having strokes. The switchboard lit up and every cop that couldn't figure out a way to avoid it, was speeding towards the mayhem. Julio kicked the side window out of a parked car and was strolling down the street, looking for more victims, when the first cop arrived.
"Sir, stop and turn around and talk to me." "FUCK YOU!" and the fight was on. I slid up just in time to see Julio and the other officer go down on the sidewalk in front of a house. As I got to within 10 feet, I heard the words you don't want to hear: "He's got my gun.." Julio was desparately trying to pull the cops gun out of his holster while the cop was desperately trying to keep the gun IN IS HOLSTER.
I drew my pistol and aimed it at Julio. "Stop fighting, or I'll blow your head off." really couldn't shoot Julio because he and the cop were all balled up together. There was a better than even chance I'd shoot the cop as well as Julio. I re-holstered and jumped into the pile. All three of us were watching my partner's gun sliding up and down in the holster. I pulled my 4 cell metal flashlight off of my bat utility belt and arched the light up over my head, intent on parting Julio's hair with my light saber.
As I began the downward arc, that would bust Julio open like a rotten Cantaloupe, something caught my eye. There was a man standing on his front lawn watering his lawn. His eyes were fixed on Julio's pending scalp massage. I dropped my flashlight and began using hammer strike punches on Julio's nose, all the while yelling "Let go of the gun....." Another cop slid into the heap and delivered a powerful knee strike to Julio's ribs. At the same time, I was transitioning to choking the shit out of Julio. The fight was over within a few seconds. We flipped Julio over and cuffed him.
Poor Julio was now crying that the cops had brutalized him for no reason and that he was going to sue the shit out of all of us and the city. After the action was over, one of our suck ass Sargent's rolled up. He listened to Julio like he was the Chief of Police and was taking to heart his lamentations. While we were waiting for an ambulance, the Sargent was interviewing everyone that saw anything,
including some of Julio's victims. None of the abused citizens shared the Sargent's concerns for Julio.
Finally, desperate for a cop to suspend or fire for excessive force, Sarge interviewed the guy that was watering his lawn. "Do you think any of those officers acted inappropriately or used excessive force?"
"No sir, I thought that older cop (pointing at me) was going to have to shoot that guy, he almost got the other cops gun away from him." "That officer struck and used a carotid restraint on the suspect."
"Do you think that action was out of line?" "No, I think he used extreme restraint when he didn't shoot that guy or hit him with his flashlight."
Poor Sarge looked like he drank a cup of bleach with ground glass in it. It was like his wife was cheating on him and her new boyfriend shot his dog. He wanted so much to ruin someone's career that night, but it wasn't going to happen. A year later, I was working in the South Central part of Los Angeles County, doing rock 'em sock 'em police work and loving it.
HaHaHa, that's not the version that the libtards printed.
fucking awesome torso, awesome!
Im almost certain that your victim made an account under the name "Musgrovecharles"
Lovely as always CT, shame not everyone can agree..
Why didnt you shoot the other cop ??
Jus playin CT
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