MAKE IT VIRAL:
Poor guy seems to be in shock playing with it like that.
I'd be pissed because the left IS my whack off hand. I can't even imagine Jerkin my Gherkin with the right. It would feel like I was cheating.
I think he's non-chalant because it's not his jerk off hand
These are Taken Right hand anyways
He really needs to get Looked at,. But first Use the flip flops as Splints.
he looked like he wanted to finish the amputation.
if he is lucky he gets this one. most likely he gets one of these
that's a very good time to think about life
WALKED IN ON MY ROOMMATE AND...
NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY
'FATHER OF THE YEAR'
THIS TEEN IS FUCKING PERFECT
COLLEGE GIRL'S LEAKED TAPE GOES VIRAL
'I THINK I BROKE MY GIRLFRIEND'
DID HE FUCK THEM TO DEATH?!
TRAILER PARKS ARE FUCKED UP
LITTLE TOO FAR MAN...
FUCKED SO HARD SHE ALMOST FALLS OUT WINDOW