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Charredtorso

08/21/2018 20:30

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLP PO-LICE1



The ghetto city where I worked had a big park in the middle of it. The park was featured in several Gay hook up sites, as being a great place to MEAT and EAT Black men. All of the public bathrooms were locked up, butt were broken to on a regular basis. The problem with rapes, assaults and public buggery got our citizens complaining. So several nights a week, we had overtime special enforcement teams.

On one such night, we had three cars with six officers assigned to paroling the park after 10pm when the park was closed and the sword swallowers came out in force. On a fluke, all three cars wound up in the same place at the same time. We were comparing notes, when one of our crew spun his spot light around and we observed a male with a 12 pack of beer on his knees, blowing another guy leaning up against a tree. "Tally ho", we all took off in pursuit of the blower and the blowee.

The blower jumped up and took off running with has hands over his head. He was well over 6 feet tall and weighed around 200 pounds. He took off down a hill at a full run, screaming at the top of his lungs: "Heeeeeeellllllp, po-lice..." repeatedly. His voice was as shrill as a 9 year old girls.

My partner and I were in hot pursuit. We were laughing so hard, we almost wrecked the cop car. the blower was in a blind panic. When he turned back to look at the approaching cop car, he slammed head first into a huge tree that had been in the park since why back when a white population dominated the town. The impact against the tree was powerful, the blower bounced off and took off running, screaming Hellllllllllp, helllllllllp, further down the hill. Further down the hill, he slammed into another tree and was done. He laid at the base of the tree and softly whimpered for the police to help him. "We ARE the police, you fucking idiot."

The blowee had taken off in the opposite direction. He was running for all he was worth and dodging trees like an Olympic Grand Slalom racer. One of the other cop cars raced past him, slammed on his brakes and threw the driver's door open. The blowee took the door at full speed and was down and out. The cops thought he was dead. Just as they were getting ready to call the paramedics, the blowee sprang to life and had to be handcuffed and restrained.

Both subjects offered the same line of bullshit as to the cops were profiling them and hated homosexuals. We were violating their rights and naturally, they were going to sue us into the stone age. Both subjects were checked for wants and warrants. We recovered a very small quantity of meth from one of them and a tube of lube, condoms and some carefully folded gay porn, to get him in the mood. We wrote both of them trespass tickets for being in the closed park and suggested they sin no more.

After about 2 weeks, some gangsters were robbing the gay lovers on nights we weren't working the detail. Getting beaten and robbed reduced the problem dramatically...... for a few months.

UKChrissie

08/20/2018 05:26

I DID IT!!! I HAD MADE MY FIRST SUCCESSFUL POST!!!



UKChrissie

08/19/2018 08:48





Charredtorso

08/16/2018 00:44

Great photo for the Fire story!

BuzzedKunt

08/11/2018 10:51

Yo Wicked, You pretty much own kaotic lol. Just a thanks for the vids brah





dastiffy

08/10/2018 03:38







Charredtorso

08/07/2018 01:43

Where did you find that Tonga Crip Ink???????

Charredtorso

08/01/2018 18:59

The Tongan was a Crip. They kidnapped a Blood, beat him
and shot him in the foot for payback....

Charredtorso

08/01/2018 18:58

The Taco Bell at the South Pole would be an extreme rarity.
The Tongan was a Crip. After he got shot, they captured a Blood
gang member, beat him and shot him in the foot.

Charredtorso

07/30/2018 23:07

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    Fucking drama queen.
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    Now LaQuaysha, Shaniqua and Spongebobeeshia will get their brothers DeShawn Tertell, Lamar Shamar and Tyrone Tayontay and all hell will break loose!
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    Obama's war.
    01/16/2019 13:03
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    It's a good day, after all
    01/16/2019 13:03
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    Spicy little lady isn't she?!
    01/16/2019 12:58
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