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dastiffy

04/01/2018 18:53

I am doing the edits now, Busy day away. Tomorrow the same thing. Happy Easter.

Charredtorso

03/31/2018 13:53

OOOOOOOH, LOOK WHAT I GOT, EH?



Another investigator and I were sent to a train vs pedestrian call for the Coroner. The area was predominantly Hispanic, like a little chunk of Mexico, without the flies and Diesel fumes. The CCHP
(California Highway Patrol) had closed off Slauson Avenue, a major street running across southern Los Angeles. Traffic was an absolute mess and our Mexican friends were making a huge Fiesta out of the event.

According to the cops and CHP, Julio was a known gang member and a drunken idiot-pain in the ass.
In the night he went to be with Jesus, Julio told his gangster buddies that were hanging out near the tracks, that he was going to make the train stop for him! With his second or third "40" in hand, he stood on the tracks and began flipping off and yelling at the approaching freight train.

According to the train Engineer, the train was traveling through the area at 17 mph. (Not 18 or 16mph.) The train was 3/8ths of a mile long. If Julio had studied inertia and mass weight ratios in
school, he would have known that it takes nearly half a mile, at that speed, for the train to stop. Julio's home boys were delighted with his antics. They loved the fact that the train's huge horn kept blaring, wile Julio stood firm, refusing to get out of the way of the train.

The home boys were amused when the massive freight train clipped Julio, driving him under the train and turning him into mulch. After talking to the cops, the railroad crew separated the train cars and
backed the train off at both ends so we could pick up what was left of the Sainted Julio. We laid a big piece of plastic out next to the tracks and began recovering chunks. A piece of torso here, an arm there, some guts, some bits of clothing. The morbid collecting took an hour, but there were tiny pieces of Julio wedged in the cracks between the asphalt and the train rails, they were too small to spend hours trying to remove.

We were just finishing up our grim task as the CHP and cops told the railroad they could put the train back together and go about their business. Just before the train started moving together, the locals burst through the crime scene tape and ran up to the tracks. To all of our shock and horror, the crowd were using whatever they could to pry little chunks of Julio out of the tracks AS SOUVENIRS! It was like a massive Easter Egg hunt. "Ohhhh, looooooo what I got!" "Hey, this got hair on eeeeeet." "Eeeees dis a finger nail?" Shouts of joy echoed among the descendants of the Aztecs, right up until the train started moving. All we could do was shake our heads.

WARRIOR

03/30/2018 07:55

UKChrissie

03/30/2018 07:16

I am having trouble viewing the clips, are you?!? When making my selection, I am informed that the page has moved and there are naughty photos popping up!

Marcotique

03/29/2018 02:33

https://mvlehti.net/2018/03/29/this-is-not-a-joke-mentioning-soup-cannon-led-to-police-interrogation/

Charredtorso

03/28/2018 16:29

I post a comment, it goes to blank screen then
to twisted porn.com. THEN it goes back to the
log on page and you start over and over and over.
I notified Mindspun. I don't know if that does any good.

Charredtorso

03/28/2018 14:05

I cant find the story: I NEED THA PARAMEDICS NOW.
It was up for a day then vanished or I am hallucinating.

Charredtorso

03/27/2018 02:44

Great illustrations! They get better and better!!

dastiffy

03/25/2018 18:36

http://www.1112.net/lastpage.html
INCREDIBLE@!! I have been looking for that page for 15 years,...

Charredtorso

03/24/2018 13:45

WE THOUGHT YOU WERE LYING


I worked most of my Senior year in High School for a company that picked up bodies for the Coroner and private Funeral Homes all over Los Angeles County. I often worked all night and had just enough time to get to school, many times still wearing a suit. Early in the year, a teacher asked why I was wearing a suit to school. I told him what I did for work, he looked at me like I told him I was a Ninja Turtle. Everyone in the class figured I was completely full of shit and lying.

A week or so later, I was dispatched to a residence on a Saturday morning near the High School. A female H.S. student had died of an overdose of a combo of Seconal and Flavored wine. When my partner and I rolled up in the meat wagon, there was a good sized crowd of neighbors milling around.
Among the crowd were two brothers that were in a few of my classes. I got out of the car and did my thing with the cops, detectives and the girl's parents and family.

When we came out of the house with the girl on our stretcher, the brothers were wide eyed and staring at me. I gave them a nod and jumped in the meat wagon. When Monday rolled around, they gave an account of the death of their neighbor and told everyone that I was there talking to the cops and took the body away. Even the asshole teacher was impressed.

About a month later, I was up all night at a massive house fire in the projects in Santa Monica. I had just enough time to turn in my meat wagon and haul ass to school. I was sitting in my Science class, trying not to fall asleep. The instructor walked up to me and asked why I smelled like smoke. I told him about the fire in the projects and that I rushed straight to his class. He didn't believe me and accused me of smoking out in the school parking lot. (Guilty) He demanded details of the house fire.
I suggested he watch the 10 pm news on channels 2, 4, 7, 9 and 11, because they were all there.

The next day, the instructor apologized for doubting me and asked for even more details about the fire. He let me fall asleep without bothering me for the rest of the year. I wound up giving impromptu lectures on various aspects of Mortuary Science for the rest of the year to all of my classes, including P.E.

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