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I am running out of ideas for stories. I have made several requests for Kaotic's input, but only received a few suggestions. If these stories are to continue, I need to get the word out.....
The ghetto city where I worked had a big park in the middle of it. The park was featured in several Gay hook up sites, as being a great place to MEAT and EAT Black men. All of the public bathrooms were locked up, butt were broken to on a regular basis. The problem with rapes, assaults and public buggery got our citizens complaining. So several nights a week, we had overtime special enforcement teams.
On one such night, we had three cars with six officers assigned to paroling the park after 10pm when the park was closed and the sword swallowers came out in force. On a fluke, all three cars wound up in the same place at the same time. We were comparing notes, when one of our crew spun his spot light around and we observed a male with a 12 pack of beer on his knees, blowing another guy leaning up against a tree. "Tally ho", we all took off in pursuit of the blower and the blowee.
The blower jumped up and took off running with has hands over his head. He was well over 6 feet tall and weighed around 200 pounds. He took off down a hill at a full run, screaming at the top of his lungs: "Heeeeeeellllllp, po-lice..." repeatedly. His voice was as shrill as a 9 year old girls.
My partner and I were in hot pursuit. We were laughing so hard, we almost wrecked the cop car. the blower was in a blind panic. When he turned back to look at the approaching cop car, he slammed head first into a huge tree that had been in the park since why back when a white population dominated the town. The impact against the tree was powerful, the blower bounced off and took off running, screaming Hellllllllllp, helllllllllp, further down the hill. Further down the hill, he slammed into another tree and was done. He laid at the base of the tree and softly whimpered for the police to help him. "We ARE the police, you fucking idiot."
The blowee had taken off in the opposite direction. He was running for all he was worth and dodging trees like an Olympic Grand Slalom racer. One of the other cop cars raced past him, slammed on his brakes and threw the driver's door open. The blowee took the door at full speed and was down and out. The cops thought he was dead. Just as they were getting ready to call the paramedics, the blowee sprang to life and had to be handcuffed and restrained.
Both subjects offered the same line of bullshit as to the cops were profiling them and hated homosexuals. We were violating their rights and naturally, they were going to sue us into the stone age. Both subjects were checked for wants and warrants. We recovered a very small quantity of meth from one of them and a tube of lube, condoms and some carefully folded gay porn, to get him in the mood. We wrote both of them trespass tickets for being in the closed park and suggested they sin no more.
After about 2 weeks, some gangsters were robbing the gay lovers on nights we weren't working the detail. Getting beaten and robbed reduced the problem dramatically...... for a few months.
Yo Wicked, You pretty much own kaotic lol. Just a thanks for the vids brah
The Tongan was a Crip. They kidnapped a Blood, beat him
and shot him in the foot for payback....
The Taco Bell at the South Pole would be an extreme rarity.
The Tongan was a Crip. After he got shot, they captured a Blood
gang member, beat him and shot him in the foot.
Lucky the back pack soften the impact.....I'm also curious what does it take to earn this wonderful Christmas gift!11/13/2018 09:15
My Gosh! I didn't know beach buckets were that hazardous to ones health! I'll stick to cigarettes, thanks!11/13/2018 09:02
"OOPS, I'm sorry bro, my bad, didn't mean that but anyway, I gotta go now!" "You better not mention my name when po-po get here, YA HEARD!" "LATER, I'M OUT!!!"11/13/2018 08:53
Dude looks like he has a history of thieving as his resume is clearly visible on his body. He has been burnt, stabbed, batted, bambood, six packed, soccer balled kicked, cleated, skewed, gored, etc, etc....So accustomed that he's not bleeding or screaming!11/13/2018 08:42